TheVine live review: Kimbra, Brisbane, May 2012

May 19th, 2012

A live review for TheVine. Excerpt below.

Kimbra
The Tivoli, Brisbane
Tuesday 15 May 2012

A lot has changed for Kimbra Johnson since I last saw her in concert. Back in September, when she tore through Brisbane Festival and Parklife in consecutive weeks, Kimbra’s star was already on the rise. But now, eight months later, it’s a different proposition entirely.

First up, the supports. Daniel Merriweather?! A year ago, this equation would have comfortably been the other way round, even if the change since could be pinned as much on Merriweather’s fall as Kimbra’s rise. Secondly, the Tivoli tonight isoverflowing with fans: stepping through the door, you hit a wall of them – mostly female – milling around the bar area, their boyfriends dutifully dispatched to fetch the drinks. One thinks.

For the full article, visit TheVine. Image credit: Craig Banks.

triple j mag story: ‘Will Your Indie Record Store Exist in Five Years’ Time?’, April 2012

May 12th, 2012

My first extended feature for triple j mag: a 1,500 word story surveying eight independent record store operators from around the globe about the future of their businesses. It appeared in the April 2012 issue of the magazine.

Click the below image to read the story (link will open in a new window), or scroll down to read the article text underneath.

 

Will Your Indie Record Store Exist in Five Years Time?

It might only take a couple of mouse clicks to buy an album these days, but all around the world ye olde bricks-and-mortar purveyors are proving there’s nothing like a good rummage among the stacks

Words: Matt Shea

INDEPENDENT record stores should have disappeared by now. At least that was the word on the street half a decade ago. But while in recent times many indies have gone to the wall, others have survived, and some – judging by all that vinyl being flipped at your mate’s house party – might just be thriving.

In 2012, the worldwide options for getting music on the cheap – or for free – are almost endless. So with Record Store Day fast approaching, we set out on a virtual global tour and asked some top independent retailers to speak specifics on selling music in the digital age – in particular, we wanted to know if they thought their store will exist in five years’ time.

Red Eye Records, Sydney, Australia est. 1981 (Chris Pepperell, owner)

“We’ll definitely be here. Mid-2011 we moved to York St near Town Hall. We’ve got a slightly higher profile now and it seems to be working. Thefeedback’s great.

The growth in vinyl’s nice. I’d put it at 20 percent now, and it was maybe 15 percent only six months ago. I think it will be 50 percent of our sales in the forthcoming year or two.

The market for indie record stores has shrunk dramatically in the last 10 years, and if you weren’t right on the ball with everything you probably would be gone. But predictions there’d be no record stores haven’t come true; there’s a new wave of small to medium stores that are giving customers what they want.

And that’s the most important aspect about running an indie record store in 2012: listening to the customers and customer service. We can do that much more effectively than the monolithic-type operations. It’s pretty simple, really.”

Real Groovy Records, Auckland, New Zealand est. 1981 (Chris Hart, owner)

“The demise of many indie stores actually started before downloads, with major chain retailers doing loss leaders on that Top 40 market, which is the bread and butter of a regular record store, enabling it to carry a deep catalogue.

As an indie in 2012 you just have to have a different way of looking at things. If an accountant isn’t running your business I actually think you’ve got a better chance – you’ve just got to listen to your customers a bit more.

The demand for vinyl now is remarkable, particularly on new releases. What’s really interesting, though, is that our CD sales from the last six months are higher than for the same period last year; there’s just been a shaking out and how people consume music determines the format they use to receive it.

Real Groovy will exist in 2017, no two ways about it. We’ve come through a pretty torrid few years, but ended up with a much leaner machine that’s really responsive to change.”

Amoeba Music, Berkeley, San Francisco & Los Angeles CA, USA est. 1990 (Marc Weinstein, co-owner)

“Absolutely, Amoeba will be around then. The LA store is doing great; San Francisco is going well. I can’t speak with such certainty about our Berkeley store: it’s smaller and sits outside a university whose students no longer care about records.

But the industry turmoil seems to be levelling off. And you can’t make a generalisation about California for the last decade: some stores have gone, but then many have opened.

Opening in LA in 2001 was the best thing we could’ve done. It put us on a more prominent stage in a city filled with labels, industry people, music fanatics and a massive number of basements and garages crammed full of records and CDs – there’s a treasure-trove of material out there.

Vinyl sales have been increasing for 21 years, but these last two years have been tremendous. They’re up over 70 percent on the last year alone. And in November and December, we sold over 700 turntables: that’s a great market for us.

Indie stores in 2012 need to have a bit of everything and be open to anything anyone’s going to ask them. Customers find an artist they connect with, and that means so much to them. Respecting what that experience means is essential.”

Waterloo Records, Austin TX, USA est. 1982 (John Kunz, owner)

“Waterloo Records will exist in five years, for sure.

It’s been a challenging time in the US. We’re in a deep recession and since the millennium people have had a way to get their music for free. But sales have stabilised and vinyl’s surging – it’s about 20 percent now. Many labels have finally turned around to vinyl, as have the artists.

Of course, Austin’s got a strong creative and live music culture. And then there’s South by Southwest, which we’ve been involved with since year one: our in-stores were the genesis of the popular free day parties that SXSW runs all over town. This year there’ll be 28 bands performing for free in our parking lot.

Ultimately, indie record stores, as opposed to majors, are a place where you can celebrate your culture rather than your consumerism. Running something like Waterloo, you’ve just got to keep it simple: make it the kind of store where everyone who works there wants to shop.”

Cheap Thrills, Montreal QC, Canada est. 1971 (Guy Lavoie, manager)

“Rent’s the main concern, but we’ll probably be here. Cheap Thrills is in downtown Montreal and although we’re on a side street and in a second storey, it doesn’t stop rent from increasing.

As an indie store, you must be sure you can sell what you order or live with the mistake; indies are willing to carry more knowledgeable staff and then live on a lot less compared to the chain stores. But it’s time we ditched this vinyl delusion. Vinyl’s not the coming format, it’s the remaining format: when the forest disappears, you notice the undergrowth.

The dust hasn’t settled for indie stores. Anyone who thinks they’ve a handle on the situation is full of shit. The industry and music’s cultural place are changing unpredictably. As for Record Store Day: if you have to have a ‘day’ for something it’s usually because you feel it’s dead or near dead.”

Honest Jon’s Records, London, United Kingdom est. 1974 (Alan Scholefield, co-owner)

“Things are reasonably sound just now; I read somewhere that 2011 was the first time in 15 years that the UK had more record stores than the year before. Your question’s an interesting one, but yeah, I think Honest Jon’s will be around in half a decade.

For years things seemed in terminal decline, but we diversified from being just a shop to starting a label in 2002 [co-founded with Damon Albarn] and starting a boutique wholesale department in the basement. Suddenly we had a business again, and we’ve now got the balance about right.

Portobello Road, with the markets and so on, is a great place to be – we’re at the slightly less salubrious end, so we avoid higher rents. And we seem disconnected from the UK’s economic woes of recent times: strangely, it’s like we’re in our own little bubble.

The important thing when running an indie is getting good records from around the world that are often in short supply, and quickly. And what drives it all is the sense of intense following from a dedicated bunch of people, which is great. It’s heartening that there’s so much interest.”

Concerto, Amsterdam, Netherlands est. 1955 (Dick van Dijk, owner)

“Concerto has existed in the same inner city Amsterdam store for 57 years. There’s no doubt that will continue to be the case.

It’s the biggest music store in Holland, but we’ve actually diversified the products we sell. There’s a heap of vinyl – double this year and the year before also – and it’s becoming easier to source, but we also sell a lot of second hand product.

Yeah, the euro zone crisis has had an effect, but the digital challenge of the last 10 years was harder: 60 to 70 percent of the Netherlands’ serious record stores have disappeared.

It’s really important now to have good staff who know the right stuff to buy and sell. The other thing is how you get out to customers. Facebook, concerts, festivals, music papers: your name must be everywhere.

Music will always be the most important thing, but it’s good to have a cross-section of products: turntables, books, instruments. We’re going in a good direction, but we have to go further. In 2012, you have to constantly be hungry for your store.”

Mr Dead & Mrs Free, Berlin, Germany est. 1983 (Volker Quante, co-owner)

“We don’t know if the store will be around in five years, but after three decades of doing this it’s not always just a matter of business. We’re in Schöneberg – central, but on a side street. The landlord couldn’t get a trendy café in here and is very happy to have us. He’s actually lowered the rent on occasion.

Yeah, the city’s gentrifying, but it’s nowhere near as expensive as the rest of Europe. Of course, there are chain stores and downloading, but Berlin is very ‘rock’n’roll’, and has a lot of people buying vinyl. It’s 80 percent of our sales and rising; we wouldn’t survive without it. The European debt crisis has bitten, but then we’ve more tourists coming into the store now.

As an indie, you must embrace change. Rock music’s always been about walking the edge and we try to keep with that spirit. A lot of stores tell you what to buy, not what you don’t need. We’ve built a business on doing that, and that’s why people trust us.”

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For more on the state of independent music retail in Australia, check out my Mess+Noise interview with Rocking Horse owner Warwick Vere here.

 

Mess+Noise album review: DZ Deathrays – ‘Bloodstreams’, April 2012

April 30th, 2012

An album review for Mess+Noise. Excerpt below.

DZ Deathrays are custom-made for the internet era. In an industry environment where the perceived wisdom is to now tour first and record second, the Brisbane-based duo have been doing plenty of the former, playing their fingers off to packed houses across Australia, the UK, the US and Europe. And well they might: DZ’s rambunctious, angular take on punk rock is something to be witnessed, rather than merely listened to.

In that sense, Bloodstreams can at times feel like a gesture of conciliation to the old way of doing things; something substantial to stock up the merch desk for another round of sold-out shows. It turns out to be a debut album packed with plenty of promise, but one that ultimately falls a touch short in its delivery.

For the full article, visit Mess+Noise.

FasterLouder story: ‘Ticket Scalping: The State Of The Union’, April 2012

April 21st, 2012

My first feature for FasterLouder. This was perhaps the hardest story I’ve ever tackled, just in terms of a general unwillingness of promoters, artists and scalpers to go on record. It took a lot of emailing. Thankfully, Kimbra, Jimmy Barnes, Matthew Lazarus-Hall of Chugg Entertainment and Danny Rogers of Lunatic Entertainment/Laneway Festival all stepped up to the plate, whilst a Newcastle-based ticket reseller provided perhaps the most cogent rationale for scalping I could have possibly asked for. Excerpt below.

When Radiohead tickets went on sale on the morning of March 1, nobody expected them to last long. Even still, Ticketek and Ticketmaster exhausting their respective allocations in just under half-an-hour caused astonishment within the local music industry. What turned out to be more astonishing still, was how quickly those same tickets started appearing on eBay at greatly inflated prices: the dreaded scalpers had struck again, in some cases charging $1,299.00 for two tickets – five times the original retail price.

Within minutes fans were voicing their grievances via social media, and the same day Chugg Entertainment, who are handling the November tour, released a statement on Facebook promising to cancel any tickets identified as having breached the conditions of sale.

The whole episode has once again shone a light on ticket scalping. What was once the domain of sidewalk desperados has been given a dose of sophistication for the digital era, skilled resellers targeting the online sale of concert tickets, snapping up as many tickets as they can before flipping them for higher prices via online auction sites such as eBay. There’s little doubt the practice is becoming more popular.

It can be a lucrative exercise for those who play their cards carefully, but is it morally wrong? And if so, how much damage does it do and what’s the best way to tackle the problem? Many a reseller will tell you that they’re simply facilitating a floating market price for concert tickets: if this is the case, should that perhaps be done from the outset?

Full the full story, visit FasterLouder. Image credit: get directly down.

 

TheVine interview: Henry Rollins — “Hate, fear, and division. That’s where America’s at.” March 2012

March 28th, 2012

I interview former Black Flag frontman and spoken word artist Henry Rollins for TheVine. Excerpt below.

The biggest problem when told you have 20 minutes on the phone with Henry Rollins is what exactly to talk about. Rollins’ life hasn’t beendished out in just events and episodes, but rather grand arcs of interest, each of which could swallow up hours of discussion. From his early days fronting punk bands State of Alert and Black Flag to penning books, starring in a variety of films, producing documentaries for National Geographic and conducting his own spoken word shows, Rollins is very much a man of all trades.

Returning to Australia for The Long March, a 19-date, month-long tour across the country of his latest spoken word show – or ‘talking show’, as he prefers to call them – TheVine took the opportunity to get on the phone and chat to Rollins about as many topics as we could, including the man’s ceaseless globetrotting, his perceptions of the United States, and how life’s changed since turning 50 early last year.

He was about as clear-minded and passionate as you’d expect. But those who have seen Rollins’ spoken word show know he also talks with an understated humour, delivered in tiny punch lines that you’ll miss if you’re not on the ball. And he certainly won’t laugh at them himself: that would be a little too cock-a-hoop for man as modest as Henry Rollins.

Thanks for taking time away tonight to talk to me, Henry. I understand you’re in New York, is that right?

Not a problem at all. I’m actually now in Louisville, Kentucky.

You’re on tour at the moment, but you’ve been based in Los Angeles since your Black Flag days.

I’ve been an occasional New Yorker. I’ve lived there for like a year at a time here and there. When my bandmates were New Yorkers I was living there for album writing time, which is quite enjoyable because New York is fun and I’m from down the road from there [Washington DC]. But as far as property, yeah, I live in Los Angeles.

So you enjoy getting back out east?

Yeah, it’s where I come from – the trees and the weather. I like how the speed of people speaking is kind of more what I’m used to. But I’m not picky. I’ll live any damn where. For me mostly it’s all about the work.

Talking Los Angeles: you’ve lived there for the most part for the last 30 years.

And it’s good for me in that the work that interests me between tours is what I can get done there: radio, TV, documentary, film. It’s all there. I do a lot of all of that there, a lot of voiceover. I write for a local paper there. I have a radio show there, so L.A. is very good to me. It’s not easy to break it open there. There’s a lot of people who want to get a job, so I do very well. I live well. I live in a place that doesn’t drive me crazy and so I’m doing pretty good.

Do you still see yourself staying there long term?

I don’t know how many terms I’ve got left. I’m 51 so I think I’ve got another couple of decades and then I’m out. I have no complaints where I’m living. If I had George Clooney money I’d definitely love to get a place to live back in my old hometown so I could go there when I wanted to. But I spend a lot of my year on a tour bus or in a hotel room, so up to 200 nights or more a year.

You’re described as many things in your bio: author, musician, commentator, entertainer. It’s interesting because so much of what you do now – travelling, observing, reporting, photographing, interviewing, presenting – in a lot of peoples’ language that’s journalism. Would you ever consider yourself a journalist of sorts? Does that idea sit comfortably with you?

If I was a better writer. I have interviewed quite a lot of people and I’ve done quite a few documentaries, and I’ve written for a lot of newspapers. I turned in a thing for [Australian] Rolling Stone weeks ago that got accepted. They asked me and I said OK, and I wrote them a thing and they said they’d take it. I’m forgetting the name of the newspaper in Sydney, but they asked me to write something and I sent that, and they accepted it.

But I get asked to do things like that so I guess that kind of makes me a journalist. But the writing I do for the most part is like an op-ed, some guy and his big-ass opinion. But as far as hardcore interviewing five people and connecting the dots, I’ve not done much writing like that. But I enjoy it when I do. At this point I’ve interviewed a whole bunch of people, everything from movie star types, directors, to members of government, just people on the street, people in war-afflicted areas, people in third-world countries, all over like Sudan, Uganda, South Africa, Israel, Northern Ireland. All over the world I’ve interviewed people.

For the full article, visit TheVine.

Mess+Noise story: ‘Is Our Live Music Scene In Crisis?’, March 2012

March 28th, 2012

A feature for Mess+Noise looking at the state of Australia’s live music scene. For the story I spoke to operators of The Tote and The Workers Club in Melbourne, Oxford Art Factory and The Annandale in Sydney, Alhambra Lounge in Brisbane, the Grace Emily Hotel in Adelaide, and The Brisbane Hotel in Hobart.

You’d think these would be anxious times for live music operators. Every week word comes through of yet another venue closure.

In the last month alone, The Jade Monkey in Adelaide, Woodland Bar in Brisbane, The Gaelic in Sydney and no less than three Melbourne venues – Miss LibertineBuffalo Club and The East Brunswick Club – have all announced they’ll be shutting their doors.

Meanwhile, federal minister and former Midnight Oil frontman Peter Garrett has finally come to the defence of The Annandale, one of Sydney’s most iconic venues, which had its own near-death experience last year. In a recent interview with M+N, Garrett expressed his concerns about the longevity of little venues across the country, which he said are the lifeblood of Australia’s music scene.

“Well, it’s tougher for some venues to keep their doors open,” he conceded, “and I think that’s a real pity because these places … have been incredibly important incubators of the live music scene in this city for many years, and they continue to fulfil that function, and it’s a very valuable one for musicians to ply their trade.”

So what’s really going on with live music in Australia? Are we in the midst of a crisis? To find out, M+N talked to operators in Adelaide, Brisbane, Hobart, Melbourne and Sydney, getting a grip on current fortunes and asking how they see the health of the industry as a whole. In Perth, we contacted The Bakery, Amplifier Capitol and The Fly By Night; all were either unwilling or unable to comment.

The Tote (Jon) Collingwood, Melbourne

None of the news of the last couple of weeks really surprises me. I don’t know as much about other states, but from the discussions I’ve had with people in Sydney, in particular, everyone is battling regulation everywhere. And it’s not just Australia, it’s San Francisco, it’s London. Just everywhere.

Planning is one of the biggest issues; it’s so hard to open a venue now. It’s just impossible negotiating the current regulatory framework that we have. The amount of money you need to invest has gotten so high that you just wouldn’t recoup it. We don’t have an investment framework that’s functional, and then we don’t have a regulatory framework to live within that’s functional either. It makes life very difficult.

For example, if you’ve got a venue and you get a new residential development going up near you, immediately you go out of compliance with the noise standards – and you haven’t done anything! Even if the developer decides to put sound proofing on the venue it doesn’t solve your problems, because the measurements are taken outside of the building, not inside the building. We don’t have appropriate places where music venues can exist, if you like, and that’s one of the things we’ve got to try and get into the planning system.

For the full article, visit Mess+Noise. Photo credit: Martin Nester.

TheVine story: ‘Tram Sessions’, March 2012

March 23rd, 2012

A feature story for TheVine looking at Tram Sessions, a Melbourne public music project developed by Nicklas Wallberg and Carl Malmsten. The idea is simple: get bands and musicians onto Melbourne’s iconic trams. So far, Passenger, Amanda Palmer, Lanie Lane, Georgia Fair and Ben Kweller have all taken part. Excerpt below.

The daily commute has always seemed a touch more civilised in Melbourne. It’s the people of course – more attractive than the Sydney competition, sweetersmelling than their Brisbane brethren – and partly the city itself: it helps when a lot of the places you might be getting off are actually pretty nice. Perhaps most of all, though, it’s the trams. Spacious, quiet and quick, they’re the Rolls Royce of Australia’s public transport system.

At least that’s the way Nicklas Wallberg and Carl Malmsten saw it when they were a couple of graduate communications students casting around for a not-for-profit project to sink their teeth into. “It was just about finding an appropriate concept,” Wallberg explains. “We toyed with a few different things before hitting upon this idea of matching bands with trams.”

Perhaps it’s simply another case of an outsider seeing things more clearly than the natives. Wallberg and Malmsten are a couple of Swedes who met in Australia whilst on study-exchange.  They actually came up with Tram Sessions when relaxing at Malmsten’s parents’ villa during a three-week visit back home. “We were sitting around the kitchen table, thinking about it, and it just came to us relatively easily. But then the more we got into it, the more excited we got.”

The idea’s not totally original. Wallberg admits to being inspired by Black Cab Sessions in London, as well as the Take-Away Shows on La Blogothèque in Paris, both of which feature artists performing outside of their typical comfort zone of stages, meaty amplification and meatier security. But Tram Sessions is arguably the concept’s natural conclusion. “I think the acoustics are actually great on a tram to begin with,” Wallberg says, “which really surprised me in the beginning. But also, I think it gives the right amount of people, so you can get a bit of a crowd and atmosphere in there. And that’s the big difference with Tram Sessions compared to some of those other great projects: the interaction with people – these people who have no idea what’s going on.”

For the full article, visit TheVine. Photo credit: Busra.

TheVine story: ‘The Small With It All: Brisbane’s Best Boutique — Apartment’, March 2012

March 22nd, 2012

My third story for TheVine‘s ‘The Small With It All’ series. This week I was asked to identify Brisbane’s best boutique. I chose Apartment on Charlotte Street in the city. Excerpt below.

The first question to address with Apartment is where exactly to find it. Like any self-respecting boutique, the place is a fucker to locate. Once the toast of aragtag bunch of retailers on Elizabeth Street, Apartment used to be a subterranean job, its low-key fittings and darkened interior welcoming on a hot Brisbane summer’s day. A great space, but unfortunately helpless in the face of last year’s floods.

So, brothers Nick and Ben Chiu upped sticks and moved to 123 Charlotte Street, a renovated heritage building one block further out from the central shopping district. On first impressions, it’s an odd locale. Charlotte Street is the subject of some fairly intensive redevelopment and the receptionist at Carter Capner – injury law experts! – on the bottom floor of the Chius’ building is inclined to give you some funny looks as you head upstairs to their first-floor digs. It’s worth it though, because the new store is a fantastic space, white walls and wooden floorboards leaving it airy and bright, yet intimate in feel.

Apartment has come a long way since the early days, when it focussed almost exclusively on ladies’ and men’s streetwear. The girls have since been kicked to the curb – much to my partner’s chagrin – but like any good boutique, what’s offered reflects the Chius’ own changing tastes, the brothers now packing an intimidating line-up of sophisticated brands. After something of quality for your misshapen hooves? Look no further than Apartment’s range of Feit footwear, hand-sewn with leather sourced from top-notch tanneries all around the world. Need to hide those love handles? Do it in style with some of Bedwin & The Heartbreakers classy threads. Afterwards, sift over to the accessories cabinet and spy some Comme des Garçons cologne, because a man is nothing without a little fragrance.

For the full article, visit TheVine.

TheVine story: ‘Anton Bruehl’s vintage photography exhibition at QUT’, March 2012

March 19th, 2012

I was amazed to recently discover the work of photographer Anton Bruehl. A 20th century pioneer in both commercial and colour photography, Bruehl created stunning pictures that fall somewhere between Modernism and the still-life portraiture that he dabbled in as youth in rural Australia.

In 1919 — and at the age of 19 — Bruehl moved to New York. Little more than a decade later, he would be a lynchpin in Conde Nast’s magazine empire, which included titles such as Vogue, Vanity Fair, and House & Garden.

Bruehl’s curious story , as well as an exhibition of his work at QUT’s Gardens Point campus, made him a natural choice for a short feature on TheVine. Excerpt below.

The Queensland University of Technology’s Gardens Point campus is a good place to watch student life go by. Like any Australian universitythere are all sorts: reluctant arts brats, buttoned down law students, loudmouth business undergrads. They rush along the campus’ Main Drive this particular rainy afternoon – wet even by Brisbane standards – tapping at their phones whilst skipping for cover.

As they do they pass right by the QUT Art Museum. Heads down to avoid the rain the students don’t catch the massive poster out front, featuring a semi-nude model lying on a thatched towel. It’s actually quite a discreet photo, but undoubtedly alluring. And it says something about Brisbane’s ability to bucket down water on its denizens that nobody stops to take a closer look.

It turns out that this wasn’t a great day to witness the effect the poster usually has. “We are getting a lot of interest from students,” the Art Museum’s Acting Senior Curator Megan Williams tells me a week later, chuckling as she refers to the striking image, originally a 1930s advertisement for Cannon Towels. “I think it’s actually quite cheeky and very Bruehl-esque, in a sense.”

By “Bruehl-esque” Williams means Australian-born photographer Anton Bruehl. And the exhibition the poster spruiks is In the spotlight: Anton Bruehl photographs 1920s-1950s. Don’t panic if you’ve never heard of Bruehl: the lack of attention on that rainy Queensland day was until recently indicative of the wider arts community, which has struggled in recent years to play catch-up with his impressive legacy.

For the full article, visit TheVine. Photo credit: Anton BruehlGene Tierney c 1938, dye-transfer colour photograph, National Gallery of Australia, Canberra

TheVine story: ‘Top 10 of 2011 – Hip-Hop Rhymes Of The Year’, December 2011

December 25th, 2011

Contributed as part of TheVine‘s round-up of the best moments in music of 2011. Each writer for the site was asked to come up with a list of anything related to popular music to celebrate the end of 2011. I chose hip-hop rhymes. Excerpt below.

I’ll be honest: this list could have been a hundred entries long. Isolating the ten best rhymes of the year is essentially an impossible task, so take this as“the best I could remember from my favourite records of the year.” Some will make you laugh, others will make you shudder, but all should leave your jaw on the floor. Of course, the best way to witness these couplets is in their natural environs, so get YouTube-ing.

10. Nas on ‘Nasty’ re: a reminder that we shouldn’t give up on him just yet:

“Late night, candlelight, fiend with diesel in his needle / Queensbridge leader, no equal / I come from the Wheel of Ezekiel / To pop thousand-dollar bottles of scotch, smoke pot and heal the people.”

9. Curly Castro on ‘P.L.O.’ re: his firm grip on pop cultural touchstones, or maybe just his DVD collection:

“The Malcolm Little bullet palmer / The Sarah Connor / Who gang-rapes fate wearing Terminator armour / The palm reader / the flat-line who kills Keifer / The Billy Baldwin that no one never, ever features.”

8. CyHi Da Prynce on ‘Rise’ re: his honest approach to life on the streets:

“Terrified, I can’t lie, boy I stay scared / So I keep a lotta toys like a day care / Hold the shotty like a bass player / I ain’t a killer, I’m just trying to stay safe, player.”

7. Has-Lo on ‘Untitled #1’ re: the harder side of life in Philadelphia:

“My eyes x-ray the city / And I avoid all the trappings / I’ve been around for each new change and slang in fashion / I seen the one who follows the trend, trend-set / I seen shorty thinkin’ she grown because she got breasts / Spend her money on some herb when she get her little cheque / Them dudes risk it all for a pump and some head / Sport summertime babies from wintertime sex.”

For the full article, visit TheVine.